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spoken-not-written:

homy god

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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jennnalouisecoleman:

allmymetaphors:

when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im gonna throw up 

oh my god

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

logaylerman:

ademigodswift:

nicodiangelio:

you can hate the percy jackson movies but you’ll never hate them as much as rick riordan does

and he didn’t even watch them

omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

helioscentrifuge:

swolizard:

I decided to make the most triggering post on tumblr

Im not sorry

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